5)Hagfish: Slither/Night Of The Creeps
A hagfish is a mouth and a snot tube. In order to maintain that enviable existence, it needs to do what all of us do: jam its tooth-filled vagina mouth into the soft flesh of a victim and just burrow into what its eating, like every single terrifying alien parasite you’ve ever seen in a movie from Slither to Night Of The Creeps.When agitated, the hagfish produces threads of mucous that squeeze out of dozens of glands down its dongy body. This mucous reacts in water to turn into a thick, Jello-like spunk puddle that will choke out any fish foolish enough to try to chow down on one of these gross buggers. Meanwhile, the hagfish just ties itself in knots, using its own body to scrape the slime off and escape and do what it does. And that’s where shit gets even creepier.
