7)Bedbugs: Alien
Generally speaking, no one likes bedbugs, and they’re the worst pieces of shit in existence. They live in your bed and eat you. Why is that a thing that’s allowed to happen? Why can’t they live in the woods and produce semisweet nectar that birds enjoy? Fuckin’ bedbugs.bedbugs already is the fact they engage in traumatic insemination, an activity that is literally more disturbing than it already sounds, and it actually even manages to shame the way the aliens of Alien reproduce