My lover’s got humour She’s the giggle at a funeral Knows everybody’s disapproval I should’ve worshipped her sooner If the Heavens ever did speak She is the last true mouthpiece Every Sunday’s getting more bleak A fresh poison each week ‘We were born sick,’ you heard them say it My church offers no absolutes She […]
Comedy Central’s roast of Justin Bieber finally aired Monday night, featuring Kevin Hart, Hannibal Buress, Martha Stewart, Shaq, Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy, and some monkey that wasn’t really the one Bieber abandoned in Germany in 2013. All were there to fuel the narrative that if we just burn Justin badly enough, he’ll rise from […]
Dwayne Johnson shares ‘Baywatch’ first on-set photo Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson took to Instagram to share the first picture from “Baywatch” taping set. The 43-year-old semi-retired proficient WWE wrestler was joined by kindred co-star Zac Efron. In the photo, the two hunks flaunted their ripped bodies in coordinating red-and-blue swimming attires. The Rock wore […]