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This mummy supposedly wearing Adidas right now is breaking the internet.



The web is flipping out over a Mongolian mummy who sports footwear that looks a terrible parcel like Adidas kicks.

This could be one of three things:

A real, fair to god time traveler.

A showcasing stunt in the middle of Adidas and Universal for one year from now’s reboot of “The Mummy.”

On the other hand a justifiable fortuitous event emerging from the way that three parallel lines is a madly simple stamping to discover.

The lady’s remaining parts are over 1,500 years of age. What’s more, they were found in Central Asia’s Altai Mountains. Very little about that recommends that there was a prospering style scene when and where this woman died.

In any case, don’t tell Twitter. The social network  is about this entire mummy-wearing-Adidas thing at this moment. (On the other hand, as the children say nowadays, rn.)

This just makes one wonder: If mummies wore Adidas, what sorts of kicks did other well known beasts wear? Did Dracula sport Nikes? Shouldn’t something be said about the Wolf Man? (My cash’s on Reeboks.)

I can see the Creature from the Black Lagoon being a Keds kinda feline. Furthermore, Frankenstein’s creature? You know he shook the Doc Martens.

Coincidentally, Universal: You’re invite for this easy promotion battle for that great creatures true to life universe you’re building. All I ask is that you pay off my understudy advances, perhaps a PlayStation 4. “Uncharted 4” is coming up, you know.